OMNOMNOM?
(via thechariot)
whyoh why don’t all our grocery lists look this way haha
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kayutay.
THIS REMINDS ME OF ALEX
and also some other funky women.
Thank god this didn't happen to me hahahah
Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
